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12
2014

【洋吐槽】中国的那些考试作弊神器

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有考试,就有作弊。但是作弊水平自然是参差不齐。上周末是中国的高考,美国著名的游戏博客Kotaku发布了一篇文章,展示走在世界前沿的中国作弊业,文章的名字是:

《中国的考试作弊工具看起来像是来自詹姆斯•邦德》

Chinese Test Cheating Tools Look Like Something Out Of James Bond

(小编:也就是007啦)

文章列举了他们找到的中国近年来被查获的“作弊神器”:


▲左三依次为:作弊眼镜、作弊钱包、作弊笔;右二依次为:作弊背心、作弊诺基亚

在辽宁省沈阳,一名学生被抓住使用一幅带有摄像头的眼镜。看起来,作弊者会通过一个类似硬币的遥控器,启动摄像头。这个摄像头会将考试的黑白图像传至场外的地点。答案会被发回给学生。它们并没有说明,信息是如何被发回的。

A student was caught wearing a pair of glasses with a camera in Shenyang, Liaoning province. Supposedly the cheater would activate the camera (top photo) with what looks like a remote shutter coin. The camera would then send black and white photos of the test to an outside location. The answer would then be sent back to the student. It doesn't say how the information was sent back.

在广东省福州(小编:请回去补修中国地理,谢谢),警察在一名男性考试者身上发现了这个奇妙的钱包接收装置。这个装置与一个摄像头一起工作,接收器绑在男生的腋下。摄像头设置在一个塑料瓶中。

In Fuzhou, Guangzhou province, police found this wallet receiver contraption on the person of a male test taker. The contraption works in conjunction with a small camera. The receiver was tied to the young man's armpit. The camera was built into a plastic drink bottle.

在四川省,40名学生被怀疑使用高科技笔作弊。这些笔会把问题发送出去,而后答案会通过耳机传回给答题者。

In Sichuan province, 40 students were suspected of using a high tech pen to cheat. The pen would send test questions back to another location and answers would be sent back to the cheaters via in-ear receivers.

一件通有电线的背心在另一场重要的国家考试中被没收。这件衬衫与一个摄像头相连,插入一部手机中,从而发出信号。

A wired up t-shirt was confiscated during another important state sponsored exam. The shirt is wired with a camera and plugs into a mobile phone that sends signal out.

一系列被改造为作弊工具的老式诺基亚手机。

A set of old-school Nokia cellphones set up as cheating devices.

(小编:专业人士都信任诺基亚)


很显然,这些东西惊呆了很多外国小伙伴,数百条评论蜂拥而至。

Mingaux:如果我是中国政府:我会拷问这些孩子,问出他们从哪里弄的这些玩意。任何真的自己制造这些电子作弊眼镜的,都应该因为自己的才能直接进入顶尖大学!

If I were the Chinese government: I would grill those kids to see where they got those devices. Any kid who actually built their own electronic cheating glasses should get a top university spot for their ingenuity!

LysogenicLump:本来只是近视眼考经济学或政治学时候的工具,结果最终成就了一项终身事业……比方说在中情局。

What's good enough for a short stint in economics or politics makes for a lifelong career in, say, the CIA.

(小编:这个梗翻成中文变冷了……)


xx45xx:太扯了,中国人居然自己做东西而不是抄袭别人。

HOLY CRAP A CHINESE PERSON MAKING SOMETHING AND NOT COPYING SOMETHING ELSE.

(小编:哼!)


BabyClaude:在我的天主教高中,女孩子总是把答案写在短裙下的大腿上。我记得没有任何人被抓住过。简单却有效啊。这些孩子太业余了。

In my catholic high school, the girls would write the test answers on their thighs under their skirts. I don't recall anyone getting caught. Simple yet effective. These kids are amateurs.

(小编:你以为中国没有吗……)


Hello_Mister_Kitty:这太棒了,如果这么聪明的人都被抓住,你必须要想像一下,有多少了不起的作弊方法实际上成功了。

That is brilliant, if someone this clever got caught you have to imagine how many other awesome cheat methods that actually succeed out there.

(小编:嗯,好角度)

还有很多吐槽关注技术性问题——他们是怎么被抓的?于是一位网名为pisa2013的“真相帝”贴了图: 


▲图片解释如下——

pisa2013:
- 他们每间房都有多个监考老师实时巡逻;
- 手持的电子扫描器,与机场手持金属探测器差不多;
- 每个考场都有多个摄像头;
- 在浙江省诸暨市,一名工人在教室中安装监视器,这间教室将在之后的高考中作为考场;
- 吉利招考部门的人员使用电子监视器监视全省的考场;
- 他们使用监测枪,监测电波或wifi信号。

- They have multiple proctors per room actively patrolling;
- Hand held Electronics scanners similar to hand held metal detectors used in airports;
- Multiple cameras in exam rooms;
- A worker installs a monitoring camera in a classroom, which will be used for the national college entrance examination, in Zhuji in East China's Zhejiang province;
- Staff members from the admissions department in Jilin Province use an electronic monitoring system to observe all the exam sites in the province;
- They use these guns to scan for radio/wireless communications.

(小编:其他网友此时的表情不知是啥样的)

另一方面,既然都提到考试了,中美考试制度的对比也是免不了的。

IceColdHaterade:他们有方法在高中的考试中作弊……那又怎么样?就算他们的作弊成功了,进入了最好的学校,高等教育也是那么好混的吗?我猜这些顶尖学校最后还是会有方法抓住作弊者,被抓住的人会遭遇更严格的惩罚。

So they find a way to cheat the high school test... then what? Lets say their cheating pays off and they get into a top school. Wouldn't they just get their asses handed to them by the advanced academia there? I'm guessing these top schools also have ways to catch cheaters and stricter retaliation against those caught.

pisa2013:他们很可能在在顶尖学校中继续作弊,四年后拿到学位,而后进入社会,开始从事银行业。

They will probably continue to cheat at the top schools. Get a degree in 4 years then get out in the real world and start making bank.

josh anime:SAT考试(小编注:美国的学术能力评估测试,俗称美国高考)也会有这些问题吗?公平来说,这些作弊的学生面对着唯一一次重要性如此之高的考试机会,这从根本上是错误的,实际上是逼学生作弊,这样他们才可以确定取得好成绩,光宗耀祖之类的。

do people have this problem with the SAT? to be fair to these cheating students, having a single test with this much significance is fundamentally flawed and practically forces students to cheat so that they can be sure that they'll make something of themselves and honour their families, etc etc.

negitoro:我想美国的招生部门包容度更高,要求也更全面。一个中等的SAT成绩也许没法把你带进常春藤大学,但一般的好学校不会对你的关上大门,特别是你有一份不错的个人简历的话。

I think that American admissions departments are generally more tolerant and more broad in their requirements. A mediocre SAT score might not get you into an Ivy League but it wouldn't shut the door outright on a good school, especially if you have a good resume otherwise.

pisa2013:我们与其他地区的考试系统做一下比较,比如美国的SAT考试,富有的孩子可以无限地发送申请,而穷孩子啥都得不到。……而东亚的考试系统。只有分数最重要,无论贫富没有什么比分数更重要。即使你很富有,也可以请的到家庭教师,但如果你自己太懒惰的话,也不会有什么作用。

Lets compare it to some different systems the USA system where rich kids can pad their application endlessly while poor kids have nothing.……VS the East Asian system. Where the only thing that matters is your test score. Rich/Poor nothing matters other than your test score. Even if you are Rich having fancy tutors won't help you if you are too lazy or simply not smart enough.

(小编:又是这位同学,现在基本上可以认为他来自中国了。他说的有道理,不过现在中国的富孩子也是在无限地发申请给美国大学……)


这场讨论貌似还在kataku网站继续中,有兴趣的可以自己接着关注哦。找到新槽点,欢迎发给我们!小编自己也会再去刷刷。■

原文参考:Chinese Test Cheating Tools Look Like Something Out Of James Bond,作者:Eric Jou(点击“阅读原文”直达)

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